I Am Like If Eric B Was Basically Retarded

So, more piracy, less problems. I wouldn’t fucking call these “mash-ups,” because that is stupid I hate that mash-up shit except for early 2 Many DJ’s because oh god it is just so French and sexy and clever.

Anyway, some shit I made for my forthcoming imaginary dance 12″ entitled Sasquatch U.S.A. Doesn’t Get Invited To Parties:

“H.P. Blubcraft’s Re-Apesmanator (Stay Hungry)”

“For Whom The Blecchh Tolls”

“(My) Stump Bleeds Every Other Day”

I made these in GarageBand but I think they sound pretty dance floor fresh. The beat in “My Stump” sounds like it is just a GarageBand preprogrammed beat, but it is actually a sample I took of the Minor Threat song, “Stumped” (so is the bass-line). Minor Threat…when used for breaks…sounds like a pre-programmed GarageBand beat?

My mind is like totally blown man.

xo
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